Everyone's favourite crime fighting, orphaned weirdo is in for some trouble. Looks like Bob Kane's name for his seminal cultural icon wasn't so original after all, or so some bozos claim...

Whatever next? Mother Nature's going to sue Stan Lee and Steve Ditko for copyright infringement and getting the colours all wrong, you fools, when creating Spider-Man (ever seen a red and blue spider?). Is the body of an old ship or some 'unwieldy mass' going to sue Marvel for stealing the name Hulk?

Will the gravestone of influential comic-book legend Jack Kirby get desecrated by some ageing grey-haired beach bum, for stealing his moniker of Silver Surfer? Is a bolt of lightning going to strike down DC comics HQ for stealing the name Flash? Huh? Is it? Is that what you want! Jeez, I can feel my very DNA beginning to unravel in maddening fury.

It's just plain ridiculousness, although it is quite fun to think of various superheroes and then think up what sort of thing could sue them for stealing its name. Fun for about 30 seconds anyway.

So go on give it a try and send them to giveahoot@hotmail.com, the best ones'll get sued for stealing my idea.

Most of us think of zombies as a bunch of hideous, brain eating, mindless monsters, which they are, but they also need to feel loved, just like the rest of us.

When they're sitting at home, all alone, eating their meal for one of poached organic human gallbladder, cassoulet of eyeball & a confit of rotting skin, they can get lonely (now, I know that might sound a little elaborate as a meal for one, but - and this is a little known zombie fact, so this is probably an exclusive - when zombies are at home, they are gourmets; they love it!).

While you may be terrified of them, and fear their cannibalistic primal urges to consume your flesh, some decent people feel differently. Knowing how hard it is for them to meet members of the opposite sex (or same sex, there's no discrimination) especially with their busy schedules - with all the chasing and then feasting - some kind soul has set up this dating website.

It's strictly for the reanimated, no signing up if you're not dead! I know what some people's tastes are like...So if any of your friends are zombies, and looking for that special someone, you know what to do!